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BE PATIENT WITH ME, MY LAST GIRLFRIEND'S LOVE LANGUAGE WAS TELEPATHY AND CHAOS SIGILS -Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

BE PATIENT WITH ME, MY LAST GIRLFRIEND'S LOVE LANGUAGE WAS TELEPATHY AND CHAOS SIGILS -Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

$34.69 USD
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BE PATIENT WITH ME, MY LAST GIRLFRIEND'S LOVE LANGUAGE WAS TELEPATHY AND CHAOS SIGILS

For anyone recovering from dating someone who was way too into witchcraft, astrology, and expecting you to just "know" what they were thinking. This tee is a gentle warning: I'm still learning how to communicate like a normal person after my ex spoke exclusively in moon phases and cryptic symbols.

Dark humor for the post-breakup era. Perfect for anyone who's dated a witch, survived a chaotic relationship, or just needs people to be patient while they figure out how regular communication works.

What You're Getting:

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
  • 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton—soft, breathable, lightweight (4.2 oz)
  • Retail fit with crew neck and tapered shoulders
  • Ethically made (Fair Labor Association + Platinum WRAP certified)
  • Tear-away label for comfort

Fabric Blends:

  • Solid colors: 100% cotton
  • Heather/Blend colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Sizing: Runs true to size—check the chart below.

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Be gentle. I'm recovering from chaos.

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