HE HAD NO MONOCLE - (White Text)-Distressed Dad Hat (Embroidery)

HE HAD NO MONOCLE

The Monopoly Man debate, embroidered on a distressed dad hat. For everyone who knows the truth—he NEVER had a monocle. This is your proof that you're on the right side of the Mandela Effect debate. The internet will never agree, but at least you can wear the facts.

Perfect for trivia nights, fact-checkers, and anyone who loves correcting people with confidence. Wear it and watch people realize they've been wrong this whole time.

What You're Getting:

• Distressed dad hat with embroidered "HE HAD NO MONOCLE" text
• 100% preshrunk cotton twill—soft, breathable, broken-in feel
• Unstructured, low-profile, six-panel design
• Adjustable hook-and-loop closure (one size fits most)
• 6 sewn eyelets for ventilation
• 4 stitched rows on the brim for durability
• Relaxed, worn-in vibe straight out of the box

Sizing: One size fits most (adjustable 19"–22" circumference)

He had NO monocle. Never did. Look it up.