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ICE CREAM, CIGARETTES, YOU F*ING OFF- (dark on light)-Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
ICE CREAM, CIGARETTES, YOU F*ING OFF- (dark on light)-Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
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ICE CREAM, CIGARETTES, YOU F*ING OFF
A list of life's simple pleasures. Ice cream, cigarettes, and people leaving you alone - honestly, what more do you need? This tee is for introverts, smokers, ice cream lovers, and anyone who values their peace and quiet above all else. It's crude, it's honest, and it's hilariously relatable.
Perfect for Valentine's Day (anti-Valentine's vibes), everyday wear, or gifting to your friend who just wants everyone to f* off so they can enjoy their ice cream in peace.
What You're Getting:
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton – ultra-soft, breathable, lightweight (4.2 oz)
- Retail fit with crew neck – classic, clean silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar & tapered shoulders – maintains shape over time
- Dual side seams – structured fit that lasts
- Tear-away label – no irritation, just comfort
- Ethically made – Fair Labor Association + Platinum WRAP certified
Fabric Blends:
- Solid colors: 100% cotton
- Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Sizing: Runs true to size – check the chart below
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Ice cream, cigarettes, and solitude. The holy trinity.
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