BEAM ME UP SCOTTY- 100% Airlume- Retail Fit T-Shirt

"BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY"

Except... he (apparently) never said it. Not once. Not in any episode. Not in any movie. But if you swear you heard Captain Kirk say those exact words, you're not alone. Welcome to the Mandela Effect, where collective memory gets weird and reality says "nah."

This tee is for the ones who remember it differently, who question everything, and who know that sometimes our brains fill in the gaps with what feels right, even when it's not.  (Or is it?) A conversation starter, a reality check, and a reminder that shared memories don't always equal shared truth.

Perfect for late-night debates, coffee shop conversations with fellow conspiracy theorists, Trekkies who appreciate the irony, and anyone who loves the weird intersection of psychology and nostalgia.

What You're Getting:

• 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton – ultra-soft, breathable, lightweight (4.2 oz)
• Retail fit with crew neck – classic silhouette for casual to semi-formal settings
• Ribbed knit collar & tapered shoulders – maintains shape over time
• Dual side seams – structured fit that lasts
• Tear-away label – no irritation, just comfort
• Ethically made – Fair Labor Association + Platinum WRAP certified, REACH certified

Fabric Blends:

• Solid colors: 100% cotton
• Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
• Non-chlorine bleach as needed
• Tumble dry low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
• Do not dryclean

Sizing: Runs true to size – check the chart below

He never said it. But we all remember it. Question everything. 🚀✨