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RAISED ON HOSE WATER (fragile like a bomb)-Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

RAISED ON HOSE WATER (fragile like a bomb)-Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

$34.69 USD
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RAISED ON HOSE WATER

For those who grew up drinking from the garden hose, playing outside until the streetlights came on, and surviving without helicopter parents. "Raised on hose water, fragile like a bomb" is the ultimate Gen X/Millennial flex - we're not fragile, we're resilient AF. This tee celebrates the old-school childhood that built character, immunity, and a healthy disrespect for safety warnings.

Perfect for 80s kids, 90s kids, and anyone who remembers when "be home by dark" was the only rule.

What You're Getting:

  • 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton – ultra-soft, breathable, lightweight (4.2 oz)
  • Retail fit with crew neck – classic, clean silhouette
  • Ribbed knit collar & tapered shoulders – maintains shape over time
  • Dual side seams – structured fit that lasts
  • Tear-away label – no irritation, just comfort
  • Ethically made – Fair Labor Association + Platinum WRAP certified

Fabric Blends:

  • Solid colors: 100% cotton
  • Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Sizing: Runs true to size – check the chart below

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

Raised on hose water. Built different. Fragile like a bomb.

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